Today's Dose of Wisdom: Business

We don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference.
Steve Ballmer

At Microsoft there are lots of brilliant ideas but the image is that they all come from the top - I'm afraid that's not quite right.
Bill Gates

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
Bill Gates

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money.
Peter Drucker

Profit in business comes from repeat customers, customers that boast about your project or service, and that bring friends with them.
W. Edwards Deming

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Evan Esar

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Evan Esar

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