Haifa Wehbe shows her religious side

The following article was taken from MSNArabia,
"Haifa Wehbe -4 months into marriage to Egyptian businessman Ahmed Abu-Hashisma- will spend this Ramadan with him in her country of residence and homeland Lebanon, where she’ll be joining her family.

The Lebanese sensation said she will be dedicated during the Islamic holy month to caring after her household, as well as serving the yummiest food and all -she says she is a skilled cook.

Wehbe shuns offers for concerts at the traditional Ramadan marquees.

Her earlier proclamations about her intention to go for a month-long worship seclusion, were responded to rather sarcastically in media, but she reaffirmed: “I’m a Muslim, I used to fast since i was just a little child, and no one should interfere between a worshipper and his God”."

Breaking the news is worth a beer!

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding.
Suddenly, Steve falls 50 feet to the ground below and he is killed

After the coroner leaves with Steve's body, Bob volunteers to inform
Steve's wife of the terrible news. Some two hours later, Bob returns
to the work site with a six-pack of beer under his arms.

"Say, Bob, where did you get the six-pack?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me!"

"What! You just told her that Steve died and she gave you a six-pack?"

"Well, before I broke the news to her, I asked her if she was Steve's
widow. And, she said she wasn't, so I said I'd bet her a six-pack she

... I heard the same story happening to Kumar, Shirish and Venkitesh
here in Dubai!

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Vampires do exist!! They're called Corps!

After staying in office until 4 AM in the morning, attending meetings with delegates while you’re suffering fever, over achieving your goals, constantly reading and replying to your emails while on vacation, going regularly to your company’s office in the country where you are vacationing, and attending five conference calls during your only month of peace, you are ten minutes late for a meeting and somebody tells you that you are not punctual, always miss meetings and have scary working habits!!!

Doesn’t it step on your breathing nerves!!?

Fucking Corps!


No, I don't hate Jordanians.
No, I don't hate their style
No, I don't hate this country
No, I don't think it's vile

No, I don't hate amman
No, I don't hate these alleys
No, I don't hate its mountains
No, I don't hate its valleys

No, I don't hate its men
No, I don't hate its girls
No, I don't wish her bad
No, I don't hate its curls

No, it's not all perfect
Nor does love always thrive
Cause there's just this tiny thingy
I just hate how its people DRIVE!!

O salamatkum!!

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